If Adam's Had Been Half That Size

I could not believe my eyes
As I watched him undress, I was amazed by his size
I swear, I've never seen one so big
If Adam's had been half that size, Eve would never have removed her fig!

I cried "there's no way you're putting that in me"
He said "I won't hurt you honey, just you wait and see"
He was very gentle, and not afraid to use his tongue
He made me feel so horny, he made me come and come

I wanted him inside of me, but was afraid of the pain
But he was beautiful, and I wanted him again
It was an amazing night, the best there had ever been
Oh what an awful let down, when I awoke from my dream