" I,LL RISK IT, FOR A BISCUIT !?"X

" QUICK, I,VE GOT 1 MINUTE, IM GONNA RISK IT !
I,VE ONLY GONE & FOUND , ME FAVORITE BISCUIT?
& I MIGHT BE JUST, ONE LICK AWAY FROM IT ?
MY OWNER,S ONLY POPPED OUT TO THE GARDEN 
& IM SO EXCITED, THAT IVE GOT A HARD ON!
( I MEAN AN ERECTION, I DO BEG YOUR PARDON)
IF ONLY, I HAD A MUCH LONGER TONGUE 
I WOULD SOONER HAVE THE JOB DONE !
& IT WOULD BE SAFELY, IN MY LITTLE TUM
I,VE ONLY MANAGED , TO GET A CRUMB
& MY JAW & NECK , HAVE GONE A BIT NUMB
ITS TIMES LIKE THIS, WHEN I COULD USE A THUMB 
& THIS IS NO LONGER, IS MY IDEA OF FUN?
AS FOR THE BISCUIT, I STILL DIDNT MANAGE TO GET 1
NOW, MY OWNERS COMING BACK, SO I BETTER FUCK N RUN 
OR HE WILL BE REACHING FOR HIS BLOODY GUN 
& THE ONLY THING I,LL GET FOR SURE
IS A LOAD OF SHRAPNEL IN ME BUM !?"

Tracy Timothy xx