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I,M ..HANK MARVIN !?X

I,M ..HANK MARVIN !?X

I LOVE MEAL-TIME,S GETTING COVERED IN GOO!
I HAVE A WAIL OF A TIME ! I REALLY REALLY DO !
LITTLE DOES MY MUM KNOW !
I,VE ALSO DONE A MASSIVE POO!
SHE DEFINATLY DOES NOT ENJOY
MEAL-TIMES AS MUCH AS I DO!
I DONT GET MUCH IN MY MOUTH!
IT ALL GOES NORTH OR SOUTH!
& I,VE ONLY GOT 1 TOOTH!
I,VE EVEN REACHED THE ROOF!
SHE SHOULDNT LET ME DO!
IT MYSELF. AS IT,S ALL OVERĀ 
THE TELE & ALL OVER THE SHELF!
IT MAKES ME VERY HAPPY!
WAIT UNTIL..SHE SEE,S MY NAPPY?
I,M HANK MARVIN &Ā 
I,M ALWAYS BLOODY STARVING!?X
BUT. I CANT WAIT TO GET RID OF THIS POO!!

Tracy Timothy xx

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