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I,M A ONE OFF !?X

I,M A ONE OFF !?X

I WOULDN,T SAY I,M STRANGE !?
I AM A LIMITED EDITION!
I DO AS I PLEASE!
I NEED NO-ONE,S PERMISSION
ESPECIALLY , WHEN IM., ON A MISSION!
THERE IS ONLY ONE EDITION!
& THAT IS LIL OLE ME!
DONT WANT NO PITY OR SYMPATHY
JUST A MENTAL SANCTUARY
TO RETAIN ME. FOR ALL ETERNITY!
WHILE I ROCK TO & FRO!
IN MY STRAIGHT JACKET!
DONT BELEIVE EVERYTHING
THAT YOU READ , ON THE PACKET!?
THE ONLY THING LIMITED. IS MY  BRAIN!
I THINK THE TERM IS......
" WEIRDLY INSANE !" X

Tracy Timothy

 

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