I'm Pretty Much Fucked
I'm Pretty Much Fucked
Was the first
thoughts that
came to my
mind
When I showed up
at the Police Station
My DNA
was all
over the crime
scene
My hunting rifle
was the weapon
used
and my fingerprints
were all over it
I certainly had
the motive
Our relationship
was considered
rocky
at best
The fact
that I was
on a drinking
binge
the night before
and
I blacked out
does not help
for my defense
Oh and I
guess
it also does
not look good
that my underwear
( which I realize now I don't have on)
was found
right next to
her naked body
Not a good
start for me
to explain
in the interrogation
Room
On the other
hand
I think
I am over
analyzing
the situation.....
I think
I will
waive my
Miranda Rights
I got nothing
to hide!
I am Good!
I Got this!!
A couple of hours
later
sitting
in a jail cell
Yeah I am Fucked!
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Comments
They let you bring your phone into the interrogation room, take a sneaky pic of the police.