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IRVINE VALENTINE

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Kimmy Alan
IRVINE VALENTINE

There once was a young woman from Irvine
Who had never received a Valentine
Till she wore a short skirt
And she began to flirt
Then she received one million ninety nine

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Erotic Love Romance Valentine
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Limerick
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