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IT COULD BE BETTER

IT COULD BE WAY WORSE

IT COULD BE BETTER

                             
                                          
A fish in a bowl     / ~ 🐠  ~ ~ \
feels trapped      (___________)

Witnessing fish on a screen 
swimming freely amidst the sea 

Dreaming for the day to come 
when he to can swim freely

But for now he swims, within his  bowl lined with pebble rocks 

It wasn’t until he seen the human of the house 

Put a fish in a pan 
then on a plate 

That the fish in the bowl 
felt grateful compared to the :

Fish on a plate 
for he was the main dish 

 

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