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IT,S..HEAVEN SENT !?x

IT,S..HEAVEN SENT !?x

I KNOW I,M ONLY ONE !
BUT. I AINT ARF GOT A BIG UN!
COR. BY THE TIME I,M 3!
IT COULD BE AS BIG AS ME!
APPARANTLY I TAKE AFTER DADDY!
BY THE TIME I,M A MAN!
THE GIRL,S WON T KNOW
WHATS HIT EM!
IT WONT NO LONGER
FIT IN ME NAPPY!
BUT DADDY SAY,S THAT
IT WILL KEEP
ALL THE GIRL,S HAPPY!?
HE SAID." TAKE IT FROM ME !"
SO I SURPOSE I WILL 
JUST HAVE TO WAIT N SEE
" I,M NOT SURE, WHAT HE MEANT ?
GOD. I HOPE IT.DONT GET BENT!
DADDY SAYS " IT,S HEAVEN SENT !"
BUT ONLY WITH MY CONSENT!?
I WONDER WHAT HE
MEANT..BY HEAVEN SENT !
OH & DADDY DID SPECIFY
TO ALWAYS BE A GENT!
TIME WILL TELL I S"POSE
WHAT HE BLOODY MEANT ??

Tracy Timothy xx

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