I've an allergy

Its bullshit,

Symptoms upon first sight say it all

I've been know to break out into a severe rash  of bitch.

And slap!
 Informal I am, 
uncouth ,

P and Proper I am not.

...and most likely a 
tad bit rude as well.

Colloquially ghetto and gangster with it.
Yeah,  that's just what I'll be,  and I'm  fittin ta be fourty shades of brown and straight up your backside with it, see?

 And at last I say but in no way is this the least,  I will stand way over here, just where I usually do,  as completely non existent within the realm of the ability to tune in for the rest of the shit that falls, or may fall, out of your deprecating, dibillitating, self humiliating  defecating, foul mouth. 
 

I live on the isles of
forbidden flatulance, just sayin'
So...,
Doing even fart.
Keep that stink right on over there just where it is,

I don't need a word, 

 smell its arrival,... 
Can't imagine up close

.  EWW!

Smells like...you know.

©K§,2014