Jar Jar Binks

I'm a Gungan from the planet Naboo and my name is Jar Jar Binks.
Senator Padme put me in charge once even though I don't even have the ability to think.
George Lucas brought me to life with a computer, I'm a product of CGI.
Because many Star Wars fans find me irritating, they want me to die.
Many people hate everything about me, they hate my voice, my six foot tongue and my orange skin.
Now that the prequels are over, those people are thankful that they'll never have to see me again.
(This poem is based on the Star Wars Prequels.)
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This is nothing more than a bully poem. Because or words like this not does just Jar Jar suffer, but all other annoying characters like mimes Walmart Greeters, and door to door missionaries.
You should be ashamed of yourself, Randy, "If it wasn't so damn funny!" ;)