Jimmy Dafoe

Jimmy Dafoe, how I loved you so
And still do
Even though you married Angelino

Jimmy Dafoe, how I loved you so
But now I don’t
Instead, I wish you had married Cleo

Jimmy Dafoe, how happy we could be
Living together, so carefree
If only you were with me

Jimmy Dafoe, I’m not happy
If only you’d get a job
And pull the harness with me

Jimmy Dafoe, how I miss your caress
And your sweet kisses
If only I were your Mrs.

Jimmy Dafoe, you got B.O.
And halitosis .
And please drain your abscesses  

Jimmy Dafoe, would you like to spoon?
All night long
And in the afternoon?

Jimmy Dafoe, if only Cloe could know
How lousy you are at sex
She’d certainly wouldn’t have any regrets

The moral to this story; one woman's stallion, is another woman's Mr. Ed.