Jimmy's S-S-S-Summer Experience

What is the chance of finding a tropical snake
such as the boa constrictor
on the property of humid continental state
of New Jersey on a July morning?

What is the chance of finding a
second boa constrictor on
your New Jersey property
three days later on a July morning?

The chances are so low that if
it happened as it did
in Hewitt New Jersey in 2012,
one would be convinced it should
land as a story in the magazine
“Weird New Jersey.”