Larry’s Black Friday Twit Club Entry
Q. What do Jewish women make for dinner.
A. Reservations.
Why do people say, “I’ll be with you in a sec”, when they mean five minutes?
Why do people say, “I’m going to jump in the shower”, when if they do, they’ll break their necks?
Why do so many people ask their Smart Phones such stupid questions?
Q. How many Hippies does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Six- One to replace it, and five to share the experience.
Why does a man call a woman he finds unattractive, “a real dog”, when a dog is the most beautiful creature in the world?
When God created Man, “She was only joking”, said a man’s wife.
When God created Woman, “He was only ribbing”, replied her husband.
Q. How do you know if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A. There are his footprints in the butter.
Final Twit, a joke!
Santa Claus, a high priced Attorney and a low priced Attorney are all sitting at a table with a hundred dollar bill on it. The lights go out, and when they come back on, the hundred dollar bill is missing. Who took it, and why?
A. It had to be the high priced Attorney, because the other two are only figments of your imagination.
Yesterday, I challenged Georgina to a Twit writing contest. She entered hers yesterday. We are going to let you, our readers, decide the outcome.
I can only say, “May the better man win”, if you get my point.
Like 1 Pin it 0
Support CosmoFunnel.com
You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.
Comments
Yeah...I smiled while reading this!....I read Georgie's twit too....you both are good at doing this... If I'm to decide a winner, it would be a hard one for me....I really enjoyed both and you two got me laughing
Lots of love
Hi Sweet Rose,
Do you know what Sweet Rose, that is the purpose of our Twits, to make people laugh. Since we were both successful with you, we'll call this one a draw.
Hugs, Peace and Love,
xox Larry
Hey LARRY!!...... this was hysterical .......Loved it !!.......especially "He was only ribbing.." LOL..... you're funny........keep'em comin'......... smiles........T xo.
Ps. You can tickle Cherie any way you want........ she's a blast when she's happy and laughing. ?
My Dear Brother Poet Tony,
So glad I made you chuckle. I'll have to write some more, to keep Cherie at her best and laughing. You'll have to do the happy part.
Peace, Love and Rockets,
xox Larry
Well done my darling Larry, they had me laughing, I liked the ribbing one too. When do we close it to see who gets the most views, you are winning so far sweetie......Grrr!!!! I`ll get ya back though buster, this girl ain`t goin` down lightly....lol!!
I love you both
Kisses to my little Cody
G xx
My Dear G,
It was proved here in America on November 8th, that the person who gets the most votes, doesn't always win. So, maybe we should just call this one a draw.
Love you madly,
Larry xx
No, no draws this time!....You`ve won it fare and square with 485 views as apposed to my 345 views. But I`ll get ya next time buggerlugs don`t you fret! I ain`t beat yet buster....lol!!
Well done kiddo
I still love ya
G xx
Okay. I'll be waiting for our next frenzied bout. You are a very gracious loser, but when the next tete a tete commences, I again, can show no mercy.
I love you too,
Larry xxx
You cruel beasty!!!
G xx