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LAUGHED ME ..ARSE OFF !?X

LAUGHED ME ..ARSE OFF !?X

ONE MINUTE,, I,M LAUGHING ME ARSE OFF!
BUT I,M CERTAINLY..NOT LAUGHING NOW!
ALL I DID WAS A LITTLE COUGH!
& THE BLOODY FUCKER FELL OFF !
& I AINT GOT ONE??. TO LAUGH OFF NOW!
I CANT EVEN TALK OUT OF ME ARSE!
OR EVEN HAVE A SHIT!?
ALL I DID WAS LAUGH,& NOW I AINT GOT IT!?
I AINT GOT NO HANDS OR FEET!
NOW I DONT EVEN HAVE
A POXY BLOODY SEAT!
I THOUGHT LAUGHTER..WAS A TREAT?
NOW I REALLY AM FUCK N INCOMPLETE!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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