Poem -

LIE, LIE, LIE !?X

LIE, LIE, LIE !?X

" PLEASE PINOCCHIO, TELL ME ANOTHER FIB
TELL ME A LIE ALL ABOUT WOMENS LIB 
I PROMISE I WONT FLIP ME LID 
I KNOW YOU SHOULD TELL THE TRUTH
BUT, I WANT YOU TO BLOW MY ROOF 
TELL ME AGAIN LIE AFTER LIE 
LET ME REACH THE STARS IN THE SKY
I CANNOT EXPLAIN NOW, THE REASONS WHY?
LIE AFTER LIE UNTIL YOUR NOSE GROWS
MAKE ME TINGLE FROM MY HEAD TO MY TOES
TELL ME LOADS OF BIG FAT WHOPPERS
& WATCH YA NOSE GROW
INTO A BIG FAT CHOPPER 
TELL ME THE BIGGEST LIE THAT YOU CAN 
& I WONT GIVE A SHIT 
THAT YOU ARE A WOODEN MAN 
TELL ME AS MANY AS YOU CAN 
& GIVE ME MANY..ORGASMS 
MAKE MY LEGS JERK & SPASM
I,VE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY ,THAT I NOW AM 
SO PLEASE JUST TELL ME MORE
& AS MANY AS YA BLOODY CAN !

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Chelsea Vaughn

a little harsh, but only because it is so true <3 we have to learn some day

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Tracy Timothy

CHEERS GUYS BARRY & CHELS, I THINK LOL X 1 & ONLY TIME THAT IT,S GOOD TO LIE!!

ITS ONE OF MY PET HATES ACTUALY, NO NEED , INDEED

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