Little Man

Little piggy, little piggy; let me in!
I just want to ask, how ya been.
Little piggy, little piggy; open the door,
I've something special in store.

Little piggy, little piggy; a blade is sharp,
Damn!..... Forgot that blue tarp.
Christmas ham is all the rage,
With pineapple and rubbed sage.

Little piggy, little piggy; you're my kinda man,
From out of the fire into my frying pan.
Lovers like you are rare indeed,
I'll prey on your sins and make you bleed.

Don't be alarmed, don't be scared,
Your girly squeal won't be spared.
Come, meet your maker, I must confess,
I've every intention of making a mess.

Flames are scorching hot,
Relaxing sauna to hit the spot.
Flesh popping, smell sublime,
Little man, you've just run out of time.

Little man, little man; I beg you run,
Catching you is half the fun.
Red potatoes and carrots slices,
For a little flavor, just the right spices.

Dressed, hog-tied little pig,
Open wide for the sweet fig.
Yes, cry the brine does you good,
Basting tears, maneaters so misunderstood.

Oh just listen to the sizzle and pop,
Mouthwatering! Just think of the pork-chop.
Cannibalism is against the law,
I'll eat you in spite of that flaw.

Now, where should I start?
Awe yes your black heart.
Served with onion and mushroom
Ravenous, by faults I'll consume.

Beastly behavior gave a bad label,
You look so fine at a dinner table.
Choices, choices what to do,
Hehe, I know what's eating you.

Doorbell rang, my guest has arrived
I'll have to invite your new galpal inside
That's what happens when you cheat,
I call dibs on the sweetmeat.