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Love Handles...

Love Handles...

Hold me,
Cuddle me,
I've just the right handle for you,
Love me,
Kiss me,
I've just the right handle for you,
Caress me,
Promise me,
You won't let go,
I've just the right handle for you,
People say plump,
I say love bump,
Acquired taste,
A jolly shape,
For the one who loves with their heart, instead of their eyes,
Strap up, get a hold of my love handles for a sexy big surprise!

Please handle with care...

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