Lurching Toward Grammatical Perfectionism

To compensate for (A -Z)
ineradicable alphanumeric
character flaws (i.e. mutations
of body or mind,)

and avoid amass
sing wracking up vexatiously
undesirable threatening class
action lawsuit against

Matthew Scott Harris,
which preliminary measure
taken to avoid disembarrass
sing said individual as

a majorly flawed individual
literal shortcomings of body,
mind and spirit,
the metier of writing doth encompass

a creative realm to trump
geomorphology, sans groundmass
at the unsolicited expense
(mine alter ego i.e. worst critic)

will gleefully find,
and expose grammatical,
misspelling, spelling,
et cetera errors to harass

glommed together with isinglass
hop, skip and jumping
to appear as a jackass
whereat no respect

able collegiate lass
would give a fig about me,
one totally tubular royal morass,
which expert anthropologists

stumped asper nonclass
if eye able Homo
sapiens mutant ninja turtle
case in point being his

wanting in height not e'en pass
sing the six foot mark
plus mental illness
perhaps traceable to

besotted cognitive damage
inherited predecessors
quaffing an overdose of quass
made obvious peering at resulting

Ct scan results viewed
via microscopic spyglass
revealing abnormal amygdala
automatically designating
his aptitude underclass
among average human
with mettlesome Zeusian brass.