Poem -

MAN CANDY !?X

 MAN CANDY !?X

IF MEN WROTE CANDY HEARTS!
WHAT WOULD THEY SAY?
I DOUBT THEY COULD THINK
OF ANYTHING, IN A ROMANTIC WAY!
NO, IĀ LOVE YOU,S !?
OR, I THINK YOUR THE ONE !?
THEIR ONLY CAPABLE OFĀ 
WHAT A NICE BUM !
LIKE, GET ME AĀ BEER
NOT. HOW YA FEELING DEAR?
TOO BUSY OGGLING, YA REAR
NEVER MAKE THEIR FEELING,S CLEAR?
DONT CALL ME. I,LL CALL YOU!
THEY CANT HELP THE MALEĀ 
THING,S THAT THEY DO !
DEFINATLY NO, I LOVE YOU,S ?
GIRLS CANDY HEARTS
ARE ALL FULL OF DESIRE
THEY SAY WHAT THEY FEEL
CANT DEAL WITH ANY LIARS!?
MEN SAY IT HOW IT IS !
NOT AWARE , THEY TAKE THE PISS !
THEY,S SAY, STOP TALKING !
OR CARRY ON WALKING
WHAT A NICE PAIR OF JUGS!
UNAWARE, YA FEEL A MUG?
THEY SAY YA MOTHERS HOT !
WHETHER IT BOTHERS YA OR NOT?!
THEIR WORDS CUT DEEP
& ARE NOT EASILY FORGOT!?
OR IF YA CAN COOK
ONLY CONCERNED, ON HOW YOU LOOK?
GENERALLY DONT THINK BEFORE THEY SPEAK
DONT KNOW THEIR CHOICE OF WORDS
MAKE YA FEEL WEAK!
SO MUCH PREFER GIRLEY SWEETS!
WITH LOVING WORDS
& ALL FEMALE TREATS
WRITTEN ON ALL LOVE HEART SWEETS!

Tracy Timothy xx

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Glenn Marchand

this is absolutely hilarious, displaying both art and insight.

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