MAN FROM PERU

There was a man from Peru 
Who lived in a city zoo 
One day he got drunk 
Made love to a skunk 
Now his willy smells 
Like one too

But thats not all 

This man from Peru that got drunk 
This man who made love to a skunk 
Fell into a cage 
Thought it was a rave 
And got gangbanged 
By a pair of babboons 

So he leaves the zoo and heads for the park 
What more could happen to this man from peru?

This man from Peru that got drunk 
Continued his walk in the park
He jumped in the lake 
Got bit by a snake 
Now his willy is 3ft 2

This drunken man from Peru 
Says that' it 
Had enough 
I'm leaving the zoo
going back to peru 

He opened the gate 
Realised his mistake
And a a lion rips him in two
RIP Poor old man from Peru