Poem -

Mario is Pissing

Back in the nineties, a video game was made that was called 'Mario is Missing'.
But the game was changed, the original title was going to be 'Mario is Pissing'.
In the game, Luigi has to find his brother who is taking a piss.
But they learned that people would've been offended by this.
They changed it because it would've been offensive to watch Mario pee.
They changed it because that was something nobody would want to see.
In addition to seeing Mario pee, people would've seen his tiny schlong.
And Luigi would've laughed because Mario's penis is only half an inch long.
Luigi would've belittled Mario and he would've laughed until he lost bladder control.
People would've also seen Luigi piss because his brother's dick is smaller than a tootsie roll.