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Mario's Indecent Proposal

Mario's Indecent Proposal

Princess Peach was rescued but she soon felt vexed.
Mario only saved her because he wanted to have sex.
Mario says that she owes him sex but she doesn't give a hoot.
He saved her from Bowser but she refused to be his prostitute.
When Luigi found out what Mario wanted, he became angry and called Mario a horny toad.
Mario put a Bob-omb down Luigi's pants and it blew his dick off as Mario watched it explode.
Mario said he'll never be satisfied unless he and Peach can make it.
But he says when it comes to having an orgasm, he has to fake it.
Mario's indecent proposal was something that Peach decided to reject.
She has moved in with Luigi because he has no dick and can't treat her like a sex object.

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