microsoft dictation trials found poem

John (Jake) Cosmos
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Microsoft Dictation Trials poems

By

Jake Cosmos Aller

Microsoft Dictation Trials  Found Poem

The following is a verbatim copy of the gibberish that Microsoft dictation software spew
forth the first ten times I tried it.  First I could not get it to recognize any thing.  I called Microsoft tech support who suggested I reformat my hard drive and did not suggest that I buy an external mike.  I did at Best Buy and then the program worked after I rebooted the computer six times and went through the set-up microphone procedure three times.

I thought that the results of this experiment were at times ludicrous so thought it would make a fine found poem.  I merely broke it into stanzas otherwise the words are the way it typed out on the screen.  I found if I spoke really slow the error rate was a bit less, if I spoke too fast it just did nothing.

I sent this to Microsoft but don’t expect a response.

Thanks
Enjoy

Begin Microsoft dictation found poem:
 
Her and they moved to
a the final inspection went well
with E wall
 back to the apartment

 and brown
we had left the keys
are in the car

but fortunately
 we ran two
are rules that TV does not

ruin were bought
baby by Jews
 they’ll be able to see you
and your evening

we win
two Home Depot and Costco
and then who can free pizza
for dinner we want to eastern market
and shot the movie
dress report to the berber
 back home
and went to bed
about the nine

the dictation is working up
from 50% of the time
cue-card will keep
the hope that the difference
in win over to

in the meantime
I will keep brokerage
and user to ride
bay from all working

you in this
 is Trevor Rowe junior middle school?
Microsoft did tuition
 continues two 50%
of the time
one the visual dictation data
his sometimes schuler’s
shall I am sure

 even when you shoot a film,
today we’ll meet with Perot’s
to turn over the key
and then paid the porch
 and weather permits

and then maybe have dinner
with more drivers
wore see the movie
Mama Mia

should be a good
if I have time
High-level
 also do some solutions all

Still having problems with my group
 saw fit to Asia
still very strange
each results
it’s well as run
the south: today in that age

When to the house
 and your lunch
 had a good lunch
when the two D. Meyer

we are only eight at the red cross
to the I had a BLT
center with each 10 home

to ensure came home
at 230 and we walked
back to the house

 did was a very hot air
 to move the best way
to beat the fencing guy

Go to End

can show them the fencing edition
about $4000 or so
came home to a
Her and then run back home
Had celebrated for dinner
and wash two episodes of a series of unfortunate events
 than started reading The two men

To the house
and the DM 2 me
the pay
for its then
Go to End

go to the paint shop
to buy more pain
noses were very first

Go to End

had too old
to be in this meet pizza.

Go to End

Went out at 8 am
to the house to meet
 had too old to be in this meet pizza
have peace of for dinner

go to Sly and the Family Stone Yes No?
Play Summer Time in the City Yes

 the painters
then walked to the Paint Shop
the in the top of the state intends
the the the the the the the
Pizza
Dinner salad
Say number okay   4444
6666
2222

End Document

Save Changes Journal Yes No
Can’t complete last command
Undo command
Can’t save

Came back from the upper
the painting works great
progress

is how so
in a very hot as hell
bent tonight

will go to trade for Jones
 for home to home
Number of records by second baseman from voting
and an batteries for remote control
 shown
or just for a number of town hall

Microsoft Dictation Trials Poem one part two
When to the house
 and your lunch
 had a good lunch
when the two D. Meyer

we are only eight at the red cross
to the I had a BLT
center with each 10 home

to ensure came home
at 230 and we walked
back to the house

 did was a very hot air
 to move the best way
to beat the fencing guy

Go to End

can show them the fencing edition
about $4000 or so
came home to a
Her and then run back home
Had celebrated for dinner
and wash two episodes of a series of unfortunate events
 than started reading The two men

To the house
and the DM 2 me
the pay
for its then
Go to End

go to the paint shop
to buy more pain
noses were very first

Go to End

had too old
to be in this meet pizza.

Go to End

Went out at 8 am
to the house to meet
 had too old to be in this meet pizza
have peace of for dinner

go to Sly and the Family Stone Yes No?
Play Summer Time in the City Yes

 the painters
then walked to the Paint Shop
the in the top of the state intends
the the the the the the the
Pizza
Dinner salad
Say number okay   4444
6666
2222

End Document

Save Changes Journal Yes No
Can’t complete last command
Undo command
Can’t save

Came back from the upper
the painting works great
progress

is how so
in a very hot as hell
bent tonight

will go to trade for Jones
 for home to home
Number of records by second baseman from voting
and an batteries for remote control
 shown
or just for a number of town hall

 

Microsoft Dictation Trials Found Poem Number
Two

The painting went very well
 it looks much better

 it was a very hot day
will vote by

Microsoft trials dictation from:
and submitted it to two journals
and micro soft

don’t expect a response from mike
were shocked but had fun writing it
will keep track of market conditions

for a second from over tonight
 we’ll work on my problem
for the interview

and take a walk to trader joe’s
two are home to worry:

Aaron will start working on
 OK at the base of king too

fast and the bees
 nonsense continue nonsense
Iraqis problem number one
priority right now but

Things to do
123
 OK now I get your attention
I wanna go too sole

and Endgo
some and then being term
and then USA

and then Washington, DC
and then Baltimore

and then I wanna
will be with the idea being done
on the stand

will be OK enough tomorrow
I need to go to the house and 88 AM 988
just 8:00 AM. 

The I am having a meeting with an array
annually and aHer
a OK on we’re going to talk

to a jester of two
come up with solutions
we need to two fans

and players
repaid the painting repairs

we are paying the bill
 from both the house we’ve passed,

 my treatment
 we had the somewhat tainted drywall fixed

we have a new tenant
rules being new tenant
is a very good

10
I think

are we were making
very much you need to do better

 to stop of studies
now me as Sarah

Mr. Allen not an island
is an error
that have a need

for an offense of offering Maisie’s
 backing separate
from the public
often salad

End of the night
of the committee
of the ways

to hire the answer you
get a better

                                                        
Microsoft Dictation trials
Found Poem Three

Inspection report
meeting went well
 met with him
only at age six

G P silver in the damage
is shown her
 the news from the rear
and as well as shown
for the termite damage. 

In the termite
go we had been a UGS

the basic questions of morality
 and using this statement
denying them the answer
 most questions

afterwards
 we went outside
to take a picture

although the front porch
into I noticed

there was something
very strange looking
at the front porch

the pedestal
 on the front porch
 were quoted
so he headed

from facing the street
 and in from the street
station house
the fed is still on

riding his meaning
to the eye
and that has left his leading
to the left

we noticed
there were cracks
in the forge:

long the foliage
including the crack
 on in the front door

we also know
is that the doors
are at opening
in the awkward men

we also noticed
 a big crowd
on the right side of the house

on in the mist
airways to the right baseline

we took a look
at the the souls in 141571413 1415
that this is an old event in 1413

left as to his meeting
in Ford’s 111415
in the right one
is even for now

we suspect that uses serious settlement issue
in that the house is cracking
on the house
in the house
is trying to balance

its closing the porch
this is just
what left
in the says
this is a serious issue

we are sending information
to a lawyer
asked his advice
before we can’t turn our
insurance for content and
Rescinded the new

we will go to the court
 has to figure out the procedures
for the deal

against the key man
this evening
I hope to do some writing
style dictation

Poem Four

Green tree
 is in the Kingstown Property
in Alexandria
with her mother
 and are tended to Jeff

 my mother in the wall
 is berating jobs for some reason
to handle

and tell my mother to calm down
as Jeff has a temper problem
job is getting very angry

Juppe pulls out a gun
and serves the shooting of my mother
the mall and should serve five or six times
in the head

my wife forays into a closet
and Hans hoping that jobs
will not find her
and she wonders

 what would happen know
 that her mother

in all my mother’s death
 and the she wonders
what will happen

because im not there
at the time

and she fears Jeff
 shooting in the wall

 and that is the end
of the current in that age

Poem Five

Telco one
 not until 5:00 PM

 had objected
lack of will

 come back
and go to some of actor dinner

 will fix the car tomorrow
and work on my appeal

might work
and the appeal

 denied me
to get on the other headphones

when we go to the own charm
on Thursday

will build
and Costco tomorrow

dictation is working
 but still funky

but it will when it finally works
watch and at the showboat
 Mr. Sunshine

before taking all along
that low energy

back to two long flight
stop dictation
 of up to the line

 

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