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MINNIE.GOES ALL BRAZILLIAN !?x

MINNIE.GOES ALL BRAZILLIAN !?x

I,M MICKEY  SCISSOR HANDS!
& I,VE MADE SOME MAJOR PLANS!
I,M GONNA GIVE YOUR OVER
GROWN MINNIE, A SHORT BACK & SIDES
& A WELL GOOD TRIMMIE...BESIDES!
SO SPREAD THEM FOR ME MINNIE!
HOLD REAL STILL. I THINK I,D PREFER
YA WITH A NICE BRAZIL!
BEFORE IT,S DOWN TO YOUR KNEE,S!
YOU CAN THANK ME LATER!
BUT FOR NOW. JUST SAY PLEASE!
& LATER WE CAN ENJOY 
THE BIRDS & THE BEE,S!
WITHOUT HAVING TO PULL
PUBES OUT OF MY TEETH!
NOW ITS. NICE N TRIM BENEATH!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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