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Miserable Grumpy And Mean

Miserable Grumpy And Mean

If I go a whole day without my Wheaties

I'm miserable, grumpy and mean

My Wheaties are really the only thing

Between me and a very bad scene

Beat up little kiddies but they must be little

Like two or three feet high or less

None of those overgrown teenager dudes

My face would end up quite a mess

Don't think badly of me, it's the Wheaties

They provide me with real hutzpah

You best hide the kiddies if I run out of 'em

Hide the axes, knives and chainsaws

I did seek help but the psyche was like me

Needed his Wheaties to cope

Beat the living daylights out of yours truly

Whipped me with his stethoscope

Wheaties are required to maintain stability

So we don't go off the deep end

Had a great big giant bowlful this morning

So relax I'm real mellow again

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Lucas Lazar

A box of cookies with the face of Obama is something much more positive than a box of condoms with the face of a Bush. (LOL), a box with the face of Donald Trump is ideal for the packaging of poison. A greeting.

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Jack Ellison

TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If he gets in we're moving to Spain!!!

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AMBER LEGOWSKI

What if I told you that it easier to vote then to move out of the country lol

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Lucas Lazar

In the old continent has been installed for decades the opinion of the average American citizen does not think and is very easy to be manipulated by politicians, but that thinking does not conform to reality in North America as in Europe, that there are citizens committed to the social good and progress of peoples and other citizens who only worry about their well-being and who face that does not think in the disastrous consequences of vote for a racist, homophonous, and racist candidate.

Trum will not come to the White House, will make it this time Hillary Clinton, but if Donald Trum won presidential elections would be the worst thing that could happen in North America.

In Spain the counties which are governed by the Popular Party by Trum-style politicians for decades have experienced a radical change from the freedom and the most basic rights of persons, fanaticism, totalitarianism and lack of freedom, and to all those ills that generates religious and ideological fanaticism.

If my dear friend, in Spain also we know the delusions of the character, a character who already should be in jail with the law in his hand, spread hatred and make racist apologies are a crime in any country considered democratic, free and with common sense.

If Donald Trum came to the White House, a wall surrounding the White House and isolate the President not only of North America, also from the rest of the world.

A greeting.

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Jack Ellison

I couldn't have said it any better!!! KUDOS my dear friend! If Mr. T. gets in, may I come live with you??? LOL

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Lucas Lazar

In Spain seems to run aires new and full of social improvements, can you come to my house guest when he pleases, is large and you have basic needs, living in a cottage at four facades surrounded by nature, just I find a problem, I write an old English, I understood, but speak it and understand it phonetically today is impossible. (LOL)

Fortunately due to the translators, which together with the ancient language of signs and looks, could overcome that problema.

3;-)-

But I do not think that you to seek political asylum in any country free has, the millions of intelligent citizens of United States already know the dangers and the consequences of installing a Nazi managing the helm of North America.

A greeting.

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