Moaning Lisa

You'd never know this masterpiece
By Leonardo da Vinci
Was painted while Moaning Lisa
Had cramps in her lower vicinity

Muffling her moans while she sat there
Knowing what fame lay ahead
Knew she'd become most recognized
Centuries after she was dead

You really can't see the porta-potty
But trust me I know it's there
Actually had these devices way back then
Build right into each chair

My job on Cosmo has forever been
To basically tickle your fancy
Not really sure I know where that is
Guessing it can be a bit chancy

Next time you view this famous painting
Think of Moaning Lisa's chagrin
With such an angelic look on her face
Never guess the discomfort she was in!