MY BOOMERANG WON'T COME BACK

Maybe I have no skill or not got the knack
The boomerang I threw won't come back
Should I perhaps then call it a stick ?
Whatever happens I want it returning quick
That boomerang I threw is very special to me
I got it when I visited Australia back in 73
I remember buying it from a beach seller
He said you will have fun with this young fella
Now the boomerang I threw won't return
Never buy anything from a beach seller is a lesson to learn

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Dear Kieran,
Out in New Jersey, when I would visit the beach
The sellers sold ice cream, and one I'd beseech
But before I could down it, it would melt from the sun
I too learned my lesson, dripping fudgesicles are no fun
Love,
Larry xxx
You are the wittiest person I've ever met. Sharp as a tack. Love it!!!!