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MY BOOMERANG WON'T COME BACK

MY BOOMERANG WON'T COME BACK

Maybe I have no skill or not got the knack 
The boomerang I threw won't come back 
Should I perhaps then call it a stick ? 
Whatever happens I want it returning quick 

That boomerang I threw is very special to me 
I got it when I visited Australia back in 73 
I remember buying it from a beach seller 
He said you will have fun with this young fella 

Now the boomerang I threw won't return  
Never buy anything from a beach seller is a lesson to learn 

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Larry Ran

Dear Kieran,

Out in New Jersey, when I would visit the beach
The sellers sold ice cream, and one I'd beseech
But before I could down it, it would melt from the sun
I too learned my lesson, dripping fudgesicles are no fun
 

Love,
Larry xxx

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Terry Kay

You are the wittiest person I've ever met. Sharp as a tack.  Love it!!!!

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