My Charlie Brown Sleepers

Open my eyes and say to myself

How am I feeling today

Most morning, myself says, “are you nuts!”

“It's too early, turn over I say!”

Going back to sleep ain't gonna happen

I'd just toss and turn and moan

So it's “up and at 'im”, the time is now

“Rise 'n shine, you lazy bones!”

Drag myself out from under the covers

Wipe the sleep from my peepers

On the way to the bathroom, walk into a wall

And down go my Charlie Brown sleepers

So there I stand in all my glory

My masculinity exposed to the world

It's really nothing to get too excited about

Don't forget I've reached 80 years old

But I finally manage to clear my head

Notice something's a little different

There's feeling of grass tickling my toes

In my stupor, outside I went

Imagine my horror as I stand there exposed

My Charlie Brown's down at my ankles

Oh well, don't have any secrets anymore

Still my “assets” create a big scandal