Poem -

IN MY DAY !?X

IN MY DAY !?X

LISTEN TO WHAT YOUR 
GRAND MOTHER, HAS TO SAY!
BELIEVE ME GIRL, IT 
WAS DIFFERENT IN MY DAY!
WE HAD TO DO WHAT WE WERE TOLD!
WE HAD RESPECT , FOR THE OLD!
WE,D NEVER DYE OUR HAIR BRIGHT PINK!
OR WEAR VERY SILLY GLASSES
OUR HAIR WAS KEPT IT,S NATURAL SHADE
& WE NEVER  EVER GOT LAID!
WE WEREN,T ALLOWED TO 
THINK FOR OUR SELVES
OR MY FATHER KICKED OUR ARSES
WE HAD TO BE HOME BY 8!
& WO BETIDE US
IF WE WERE LATE!
FATHER WOULD BE WAITING BY THE GATE!
HE,S THE BOSS & HE EXPECTS
TO BE TREATED AS SUCH!
HE ISN,T YA BLOODY MATE !
& YOUR RUINING OUR FAMILY TRAIT!
NOW STOP BACK CHATTING YA GRANMA
& SHUT YA FUCK N GATE !

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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