My English teacher hates me
My English teacher hates me,
I've noticed these past months,
After all my well meant questions,
Were received with inaudible grunts.
She smiles at other pupils,
And greets then with a spark,
I get a look from down her nose,
With a derogatory remark.Â
The silence in her classroom,Â
Is not from respect nor admiration,
It comes from discontentment,
Mixed with fear and sheer frustrationÂ
If teachers are meant to be incompetent,
And rule through a strict regime of fear,
Then my dipstick of an educator,
Should win scholar of the year
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and so I shall take your opinions,
Even though they're uninvited,
And tell you my dear madam
That your hate is far from unrequitedÂ
My education is at stake here,
And there ain't no turning back
But I guess you got the worst of it
Because I heard you got the sack.
Your teaching style is pointless,
Unhelpful and a farce,
So take haughty attitude
And shove it up your ...
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Love it Emily, really made me smile.
That picture though, do you attend Hogwarts?
Nigel
Thank you Nigel for your kind words, it's nice to know that somebody enjoys what you've written!
Hello Emily...
Welcome to Cosmo!
I used to wonder what my High School Business Law Teacher would have looked like with Blonde Hair...
That's it 100%!
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Great write!
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs...
sparrowsong
thanks sparrow song for the welcome, sorry you had such a scary looking law teacher though!
Wonderful rhyming comedy! I must admit this is my favourite kind.
The humour seems so much funnier when its combined with a good rhythmic rhyme as you have done here.
Well done and welcome Emily
John
Thanks for your lovely comments john! rhyming comedy is also my favourite, both to write and to read!
Hi Emily, this is amazing. Loved it to the T.it clearly defines sentiments of a child who faces silent cold treatment at the hands of her teacher. Teachers need to be unbiased or else they need to take up another profession.
well done love ? ??
Than you charu, both for your kind words and your understanding of the flaws in education systems across the world, incompetent teachers!!!! ??
Fantastic work, pinning this one
J
So very glad you enjoyed reading it so much J ?
Congratulations Emily! So well deserved. I loved this piece ??? ??
Thank you Tracey!
Thank you to all those who voted for my peom “my english teacher hates me” it means so much to win it! Thank you also for all the kind words you leave in the comments! Much love to you all ❤️??
Flash trew memory lane?....
Written beautifully..??????Â
really had a great time visualizing these read? sister poet??
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Thank you, glad you liked itÂ
Brilliant, congratulations on the win.Â
thanks Gerard for your congratulations ?
Congratulations Emily!!!
John x
Once again, thank you John you have become a part of the furniture in the best way possible in the comment section of my poems, so very glad you read so many of them!
At So Many levels LOL I relate! Enjoyed
So glad it’s relatable and not just me who’s had this experience!!
Hey EMILY!!.... so glad I caught this.....I think I had the same teacher......YEARS ago???.......Congrats on the win!!.... Truly brought back memories...... made me laugh out loud.......enjoyed it dear poet sister!!.......LOVE & ROCKETS!!.......T xo ????✴❤.
Thanks Tony!