My Family Goes Hog Wild Over Politics

When I said that Hillary Clinton sucks, my daughter punched me in the head.
I cut a hickory switch and my daughter and I paid a visit to my woodshed.
When I was finished, my daughter's butt was black and blue.
She learned that punching her daddy was a bad thing to do.

When I said that Trump is no good either, my son kicked me below the belt.
I took him to the woodshed too because of how painful his kick down there felt.
My family goes hog wild over politics, my wife hit me in the head with a skillet.
She hit me because I voted against Obama in 2012 and I sure did feel it.

I said that I won't vote this year and my wife put a lit cherry bomb down my pants.
It exploded and if you're wondering if I can still father babies, no I can't.
When I say that I have some sage advice for you, there is no need to have doubt.
My advice is that if your family goes hog wild over politics, you'd better get the hell out.