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MY FATHER.. THE JUDGE !?X

MY  FATHER.. THE JUDGE !?X

I KNOW MY FATHER,S A JUDGE!
BUT..THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH!
I DIDN,T THINK
HIS WIG WAS REAL ?
YOU,VE GOT NO IDEA 
HOW BAD I FEEL !!
EVERYONE THINKS
THAT THIS IS A HAT!?
UNFORTUNATLY I WAS 
BORN..THIS WAY!
& HAVE TO HAVE IT BRAIDED
& WEAR IT IN PLATTS!
THING IS.. I,M A  BOY!
& I FEEL LIKE SUCH A TWAT!
IF..YOU WANT TO 
HELP THIS NIPPER !?
SOME-ONE PLEASE
SORT ME OUT SOME CLIPPERS!
& GET THIS MONSTROSITY OFF !
OR EVERY-ONE WILL
THINK I,M JUST A BLOODY TOFF!
& WHEN I GET TO NURSERY!
I,LL BE TOLD TO FUCK OFF !
I JUST WANNA BE LIKE OTHER BOYS!
& SHAVE THE BUGGER OFF!
& PLAY WITH MY TOY,S!
JUST LIKE..ONE OF THE BOYS!
OR I,LL MAKE 
ONE HELL OF A NOISE!
THANKS FOR NOTHING DAD!
GOD HELP ME.. I LOOK SO SAD!?
FOR GIVING ME THE WORST HAIR!!
THAT ANY-ONE.. EVER HAD !?X

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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Ha ha Tracy LMAO!!!  My first laugh of the day on this gloomy Friday morning, and I should have known it would be you sending it my way.  Love the picture, hilarious!!  A vote from me hun :)

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