MY SANITY PRAYER
Please God grant me the patience dealing with stupid over there, so that I can stay out of Jail one more day...
Please don't lead me into temptation, so I don't need to buy something that won't hurt a dumb nut, we know who they are and, we must remember to have pity for they have no understanding for what they do...
Please allow me five more minutes in bed so I may not get run over by people who doesn't know what the Red Light means and they can't read STOP but, they have a License to Drive and the Right to Vote...
Thank you for the gift of the Sunset to remind me I survived Stupid one more day...
Please Grant me more Sanity because, people seem to become more stupid by the day...
This is my Sanity Prayer...
Amen!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
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Hey Sparrow!! This made me smile, lots of stupid people about.....I may need to borrow this lol xxxxx
Hello Tina...
Sometimes, I just look up and I say...
Really?
Were they dropped on their head when they were a baby and it's a secret?
Sometimes, I ask where they're from, so I don't go there...
I like to be where the intelligent people are...
They laugh and I'm serious...
I need my Sanity Prayer it went from Daily to Morning, Noon, and Night...
Feel free to use it...
☺
Thank you for your sweet comment and support my friend!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
life is too short to put on the serious face it is time you let lose and smile
Hello Lucy...
You may use it my friend!
You may be find it very useful and you may find yourself saying it more and more, unfortunately...
Thank you for your kind comment and support my friend!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
LOL!: LOL!!....I LOVE this FEATHERS!!..... using humor to make such an insightful and relevant point is VERY clever!!..... and profound because it's the kind of poetic prose that readers don't forget!!!......CLEVER GIRL!!...... truly inspired my friend!!...... Tons-O- Stars!!........ your friend and admirer......T xo ???♥
I have retreated!
driven by the cruel (55 IQ) people, thoughtless, the selfish I am now a resident of the country.
Tranquility my nearest neighbor.
no less stupid in the world, but more distance between myself and them,
humorus and so easy to relate to!
i enjoyed tour piece.
john
good write linda j wright
Hello Tony...
Glad you enjoyed my friend...
Thank you for your very kind comment and support!
Hugz and Smiles!
Love and Rockets!
Feathers
Clever &
witty piece of writing my
friend - wise
friend: the sparrow
?luv Jjai:))
Hello John...
It occurred to me many years ago how many people don't have brighter lights above their heads as a dangling chandelier...
Then there are those who actually keeping bumping there heads into them...
Gee let's go to the hardware store and see what we can sniff...
We'll lace this stuff with cleaning products and call it something and make a fortune...
People will smoke anything if it'll get them high...
Residual income...
People who don't want to take those types of chances will see the Doctor...
So you might lose an arm?
Glad you enjoyed!
Thank you for your kind comment and support!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
making me a smile after a rough day! thanks
Greg
Hello L. Barto...
I think some people are scared of it...
BOOM!
??
Thank you for your kind comment and support my friend!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Linda...
Thank you very much for your comment!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Jai...
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Glad you enjoyed my friend!
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Hugs and luv :))
sparrowsong
Hello Greg...
Thank you for the smiles too my friend!
Glad you enjoyed!
Thank you for your kind comment and support!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Hello Capricorn...
I smile a lot actually...
Thank you for your kind comment!
Hugs...
sparrowsong
Praise the lord for your joy and happiness comes as you smile :)
Absolutely!
Sometimes, I wonder if stupidity comes with practice makes perfect or it's just a natural occurrence...
:)
Hugs!