My Wife Is A Hoe

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When I say hoe, I don't mean a gardening tool.
She told me that 75 times she's been unfaithful.
That's one hell of a lot of men.
She keeps nailing them again and again.
She said she's doing it to climb the corporate ladder.
But men are losing interest because she's getting fatter.
She's had more men than Marilyn Monroe.
I'm getting divorced because my wife is a hoe.