Poem -

Naught or Nice!

Naught or Nice!

Fat man stuck in our chimney
No matter Santa's now nimbly 
Ho ho ho
Whoa whoa whoa 
Claw's quickly turned real flimsy

Unstuck from his tight filling  
Fireplace his very hot landing
Jump jump jump 
Smack smack smack
Quickly ending his roasting 

Smothered flames he came jolly 
Awakening young Molly
Squeak squeak squeak
Krik krik krik
Her footsteps fast but loudly

Munching down all the cookies
She caught him silly rookies
Chomp Chomp Chomp
Crunch crunch crunch
Molly scared him with noogies 

Santa lets out bliss laughter 
Making his trouble lighter
Face lit red
As gifts spread
Christmas tree left much higher

She kissed his rosy cheek bye
Marry Christmas he must fly 
Clunk clunk clunk
Clink clink clink
Reindeers in sync with night sky

Molly thinking who is next
Whoever's in the nice list text 
Simple as pie
Bad will cry 
Parents send Santa telex

                     ~P.S.~
Children behave well, and Santa may appear! To share a few cookie, so he can fit down your chimney!
 

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