Naughtiness
Can't imagine life without naughtiness
It spices things up, it does
Naughtiness was given to us human beans
A blessing if there ever was
Imagine a whole world of up tight people
Afraid to stumble and fall
I'm obsessed by naughtiness, stuff they call smut
Bad words, bad thoughts and all
Really I'm usually quite prim and proper
That's the image I try to portray
Sometimes though the real me is exposed
I'm nailed to the wall some days
Have to admit really enjoy being naughty
It spices up a most boring life
I highly recommend it this path I've chosen
Gotta try it at least once or twice
Write me and tell me how it all works out
Are you scorned and ridiculed and stuff
Take heart my friends for naughtiness rocks
It's the stuff that folks can't get enough
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Comments
Hi Santa jack . Love this poem. I never take my self to serious life is too short for that . I am sweet but looking at me you would not know that I have a naughty side. Some people are taken a back about what I say but prudes need to step aside or have fun . A great write . Hugs to you hrl
The best kind of humour is the unexpected kind of humour!!! I thrive on it!!! Hope your day is filled with happy! Cheers, Jack xx
You're the best, Santa Jack! hey this human 'bean' find this write very entertaining and educational 'edutainment' (shout out Tim and Sid) yeah there is no need to be uptight there is always room for a little sun to stream in the room....Jack double high five to you and a chest bump as well....happy Sunday Fella! hey thanks for posting this man, I almost forgot to say how much I enjoyed this gem cheers!
WOWSERS!!! Jack's my name... humour's my game!!!! Double high five to you and a chest bump as well, my friend! Thanks for dropping by!!!!!!!