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NO-ONE EAT,S ..MY GRANMA !?X ( RE-WRITE)

NO-ONE EAT,S ..MY GRANMA !?X ( RE-WRITE)

THE BIG BAD WOLF
TRIED TO EAT GRANMA !
SO..I WACKED HIM 
WIITH THIS BAT
& GAVE HIM WHAT FOR!
NO-ONE MESSES WITH
WITH RED-RIDING HOOD !
HE WAS EVIL!
& WE ARE GOOD !
& I DID WHAT ANY 
GRAND-DAUGHTER WOULD !
I TEMPTED THE WOLF
WITH MY LOVELY TIT,S !
& THEN GAVE HIM
1 OF MY BEST HITS!
& ON THIS BEAST IS 
WHERE I SIT !
HE SHOULDN,T HAVE TRIED
TO EAT MY GRANMA!
THE GREEDY LITTLE SHIT !
I ALWAYS CARRY A BAT!
IN MY PICNIC BASKET!
YA NEVER KNOW WHEN 
YA JUST  MAY NEED IT !?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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