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The not so good spy who loved me

The not so good spy who loved me

Parody of song --------Singer CARLY SIMON-a song composed by Marvin Hamlisch with lyrics by Carole Bayer Sager

Nobody does it better

But you do Make me feel sad for the rest

you are the best

Nobody does it half as good as you

Not that I have tried

Baby, you're the best

And you do Make me feel sad for the rest

One more time

feel sad for the rest

I wasn't looking but somehow you found me

I tried to hide from your love light

But like Heaven above me

You are:

The not so good spy who loved me

your keeping all your inaccurate secrets and Intel about me safe tonight

And nobody does it better

And I dont  wish someone could

Nobody does it quite the way you do

Why'd you have to be so good?

Dammit 

I wasn't looking but somehow you found me

I tried to hide from your love light

But like Heaven above me

The not so good spy who loved me

Is keeping all her inaccurate secrets and Intel about me safe tonight

The way that you hold me whenever you hold me Even when estranged 
There's some kind of magic inside you that floors me....

Its your magic that holds me>>>
That keeps me from runnin', but just keep it comin'
How'd you learn to do the things you do?

Baby, baby, darlin', you're the best

Baby, you're the best
Darlin', you're the best
Baby, you're the best
Baby, you're the best
Baby, you're the best
Baby, you're the best

I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR YOU SING THISSSSSSSS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Parody of song --------Singer CARLY SIMON-a song composed by Marvin Hamlisch with lyrics by Carole Bayer Sager

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Vani

Mr. Thomas, this song is the song I always sang regarding my man. I think I once sang a piece of it to him. Can you ask him please because I really don't remember if I did or not. I sang it in my car and at home, and it was always about him and I have a musician friend making the arrangements to record my version of it.

Can you ask him please if I did sang it directly to him or not because I think I never did. I am really more than surprised to see it here..... unless I did sing it to him and he told you ?????  I am thrilled by this post honestly ?

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mark thomas

He said no... You never did but he did say when he would look at you the song would pop in his head??? He said the only song you ever sang was in spanish and you were the most beautiful women he ever laid eyes on and that would never change>>>> 

 Wow that is one solid and true dude..

Ms.Alvarez (he told your last name) sorry

Please keep writing

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Vani

I will. The best one about him is yet to come. Trying to find the words to translate it. :-)

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Vani

By the way, you made me laugh so much with your additions to this song, you are so witty and brilliant...UNIQUE, and I love your humor.

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Vani

Wellcome German Shepard

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Tony Taylor

WOW MARK!!!!....... this amazingly well thought out........I Love CARLY......" In The Wee Small Hours Of The Morning" (smiles)......... this took some serious consideration.......... and BEAUTIFULLY delivered with perfect formatting to back up the humorous intent.........ALL STARS....... well done brother poet!!....... Love It!!.......... smiles..........T xo

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mark thomas

Tony-thank you glad you liked it and i hope you smiled....because I am and not in an evil way but with an amused feeling as if with a muse..

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Vani

Awww you changed it even more. Man you are a GENIOUS!!! I love it !!

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Vani

I PROMISE you will hear me sing this song. But please tell me, honestly. I did not sing it to you before? Not just a bit ? I mean... it is too much of a coincidence. The truth the truth please... the coincidence floors me ! ( floor: another word I learnt from you )

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mark thomas

That would be great,,,,,No you did not NOT at ALL...Here is something even funnier or mind blowing,,

went home turned TV on---- one of the movie channels was on... I turned the corner I heard Carly Simon belting out Nobody does it better...they were rolling credits for the spy that loved me had just ended!!!!

 so i watched a coupleJames bond movies

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Vani

????. Wow yes !

Do you see the faces well ?

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Vani

I read it again. I love this version you made. Please never take it out. 

And by the way.... I am a great Spy !! :-)

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mark thomas

Of course... I wont...of course u would say that ????? 

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Christopher Correia

truly laughing my arse off, Mark; the song parody the comments that followed; gawd I love this site, hey this was the best song ever for me when I was fifteen, but I got a little sick of it after hearing it everywhere and a million times back then, nice to hear it again now, though, this is a fun read man, thanks for this....cheers 

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