Nonsense

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On the stationary shelf ?

On the stationary shelf ?

Mr cardboard box stuttered and a-spluttered and said he:
“I th think I’m th the nicest hollow...

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The Press and Media

The Press and Media

Please press and media can you stop your pressure pushing
Do you really want more lives lost coz of...

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Poetic Animal Nonsense

Everything need to be laughed at sometimes

Poetic Animal Nonsense

Pigs are holy
Frogs are not
Moles are mole-y
And ducks are hot

Dogs make you...

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More Nonsense

If you ever need a creative insult, just ask me ;)

More Nonsense

Roses are red
Lilies are white
I'm not in the mood
To deal with your shite

...

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Imaginary Friends

Background

Imaginary Friends

Young
Soft
My soul Rips
Bursting
Darkness
Swirls around me
He...

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Life is unpredictable so...

this poems sole purpose is to make all of you cringe and laugh

Life is unpredictable so you need something to laugh at

roses are red
violets are blue
your face is ugly
it makes me wanna spew
do me a...

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What's life without a...

Feel free to have a laugh

What's life without a bit of fun

Roses are black
Ducklings go quack
Avacados are green
What is a spleen
This...

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Redemption

"I've missed you , my dear friend "
The "words" whispered to me
After the rain and storm had...

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Lost

but Where

Lost

I’m drifting blindly. Fearful, emotion overdosed. My heart is pumping, my blood is flowing, my face is...

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Always Love You

Love

Always Love You

It will always be me and you
I promise I'll never leave you
Our happiness and joy
Our...

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Pinky and Perky

Pinky and Perky

Pinky and Perky were a pair of pink pigs
One played the fiddle as the other danced the jigs
...

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Zebidee and Marmalade

Zebidee and Marmalade

Zebidee & Marmalade
A peculiar mismatched pair
Zeb was bald with strands of blue
...

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A bird on her hat

A bird on her hat

Eeh her feather, furry fascinator looks so absurd
Why on earth would you wear a one with the wings...

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I can’t help being a Zombie

Poetessdarkly “You thought I wasn’t paying attention” lol

I can’t help being a Zombie

I walk mechanical
Just like a puppet on a string
Coz I could never be classed as normal...

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To Magic Bellmore

To my dearest Magic, just for a laugh

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I though voldemort was ugly,
But then I saw you....

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My Lord Jesus Christ

Love Him

My Lord Jesus Christ

I cherish
Her every moment
Of my life and
She's a special
Gift from God above...

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David P Carroll On The News

Love

David P Carroll On The News

David P Carroll

My poem
Was In the Irish News
Today and Irish Newspapers
And...