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" O OUT OF 10..AINT GOOD ENOUGH KEN "!?X

" O OUT OF 10..AINT GOOD ENOUGH KEN "!?X

" I,LL SCORE YOU !.....

A 0 OUT OF 10, FOR NOT A SCRAP OF ROMANCE 
A 0 OUT OF 10, FOR NOT GIVING US A CHANCE ?
A 0 OUT OF 10, COS, YOU AINT GOT A CLUE HOW TO DANCE 
A 0 OUT OF 10, COS, YOU CANT SEE ANYTHING ROMANTIC ABOUT PARIS IN FRANCE 
A 0 OUT OF 10, FOR NOT LOVING ME BACK !
A 0 OUT OF 10 , FOR NOT BEING HONEST ABOUT THAT ?

BUT..........

I,LL SCORE YOU 

A 10 OUT OF 10 , YOUR 1 OF MY FAVORITE MEN !
A 10 OUT OF 10, WHEN EVER YOU SAY WHEN ?
A 10 OUT OF 10, FOR A NAUGHTY BIT OF FUN!
A 10 OUT OF 10, THAT YOU SCORE MY BUM 
A 10 OUT OF 10, FOR THE WAY YOU MAKE ME CUM !
A 10 OUT OF 10, COS MY HEART BEATS LIKE A DRUM 

IF YA TRY A LITTLE HARDER, YA MAY GET TO 1
& YOUR SCORE OF 0 , DEFINITLY NEEDS SOME WORKING ON !
OR YOU WILL BE..... SO LONG GONE
YOU TICK EACH & EVERY SINGLE BOX!
SO BEST YOU PULL UP YOUR BLOODY SOCKS 
COS, 0 OUT OF 10, IS REALLY BOLLOCKS 
IF YOU CAN SCORE A PERFECT 10?
THEN YOU WILL BE 1 OF MY FAVORITE MEN!
I WILL STILL BE YOUR BARBIE-DOLL
& YOU CAN STILL BE MY KEN!....AMEN
& IF YOU CANNOT PULL YOUR FINGER OUT?
I,M GONNA COP OFF WITH DEN, BEN OR LEN
I BET THEY ALL SCORE A 10 OUT OF 10 !
SO THE BALLS IN YOUR COURT MY DEAR KEN 
NO IF,S OR MIGHT DO,S,, I SUGGEST YOU SAY...WHEN?
& DEFFO NOT EVERY NOW & AGAIN
I EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN A FULL HOUSE OF PERFECTS 10,S
& WILL NOT EXCEPT A SCORE OF 0 ..EVER AGAIN !"
& WILL NOT SIT ON YOUR FACE OR YOUR COCK UNTIL THEN X

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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norman hardwich

wow make me blush kind of poem but was fun to read ten stars ;-) my vote.xoxo

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Tracy Timothy

CHEERS NORMAN MUCH APPRECIATED! ANOTHER CRAZY TALE LOL X

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