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" OH KEN....NOT AGAIN !?"X

" OH KEN....NOT AGAIN !?"X

" KEN, MATE, I CAN JUST ABOUT COPE WITH THE PAPER BAG ?
BUT, MUST YOU SMOKE THAT DIRTY OLE FAG!
YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LOOSE MY RAG
& CAUSE ME NOTHING BUT AGG !
& TREAT ME NO BETTER, THAN A DIRTY OLE SLAG!
IF YOU DO NOT THINK, THAT THIS IS BAD?
YOU CAN LEAVE , OUR CUTE LITTLE PAD!
AS THIS WHOLE SITUATION, IS SO FUCK N SAD!
& ALL YOU DO IS MAKE ME MAD!
& HIDE BEHIND YA PAPER BAG
NEGLECTING THIS POSSIBLE, BEAUTIFUL WAG
SO, I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YA BLEEDING FAG
OR, IM GONNA BASH YA, WITH MY DESIGNER HAND BAG
FOR BEING THE WORST LOVER, ANYONE EVER HAD?
SO, GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR PAD
& BY GOD, I WILL BE SO BLOODY GLAD
& BELIEVE ME, I WILL NOT BE SORRY..NOT EVEN A TAD !?"

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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