Poem -

OH.BALL,S!?X

OH.BALL,S!?X

I CANT GET ANY MORE THAN 4 IN!
BECAUSE I,VE ONLY GOT 2 PAWS
& I CANT FIT ANY MORE IN
& MY BLOODY GUMS ARE SORE
MY BACK LEGS CANT PUT
BALLS IN MY MOUTH ( HOW BORING
THEY AINT NO FUCK N USE!
WELL. THATS MY EXCUSE
THE ALSATION GOT 5
IN HIS BIG GOB
HE WOULD, THE BLOODY CLEVER SOD
SO. I SURPOSE I LOOSE?
& I,VE GOT NO SALIVE!!
JUST GET US A DRINK
STUPID FUCK N GAME
ANY WAY..I THINK!
I,M FUCKED NOW !
GET ME BACK TO MY KENNEL
SO. I CAN LAY IN MY 
BED & DO FUCK ALL!
WITHOUT A FUCK N TENNIS BALL!
IN HINDSIGHT..RIGHT
BEFORE I DO ..I THINK 
I,LL JUST LICK ME OWN BALLS
NICE N CLEAN...GOOD NIGHT!?X

Tracy Timothy xx

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Valerie Lynn

Haha oh my! I love this!!! Stars from me!!!

Val ♥

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BLOSSOM

Ha ha Tracy, you are so funny, that pic is just hilarious, who the hell got the dog to do that lol!!!  This is a corker hun, you have the best humour!!  Great title too btw!  A vote from me:)

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Tracy Timothy

aw your a love x thanks hon it,s not my dog tho good pic tho ! inspired me

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