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OH...LA,LA !?X

OH...LA,LA !?X

BON-JOUR" MY NAME IS JEAN-PAUL!
I,M SO SOPHISTICATED & OH SO TALL !
I,M SO FRENCH,WELL BUILT, BUT NOT HENCH?
I  DRESS FOR THE LADIES!
ALWAYS A YES.RARELY A MAYBE!
ALWAYS SO SMART!
SOMETIMES..A TART!
UNLESS THEY USE MY MASCARA!
THEN IT,S DEFINATLY. AU REVOIR A
OR MY EYEBROW PENCIL!
OR MY HAIR GEL.YOU CAN NEVER TELL!
WHICH IS WHY I,M SO WHITE!!
I,VE JUST HAD A FRIGHT?
THE MADEMOISELLE.I,VE JUST BEEN WITH!
WAS.NOT EVEN A GIRL!
IT WAS A MONSIEUR.WITH WHOM I DID LURE!
& I CANT GET OVER MY HOMOSEXUAL CURE!
SHE EVEN TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS PURE!
WHILE A PILE OF STINKING MANURE!
I NEED TO GET HOME VERY QUICK!
I DIDNT GET PUSSY..I GOT DICK!
I,VE BEEN WELL & TRULY TRICKED!
& BUGGERED TO FUCK..INSTEAD OF LICKED!
BUT..TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH!
I QUITE ENJOYED IT....
UN HOMME ( A MAN ) RIGHT UP THE BUM!
ALTHOUGH IT WAS QUICK
HE HIT MY G-SPOT
THEN...OH LA LA!
I JUST COULDNT STOP!!
I,VE SAID...AU REVOIR
BUT.. COULD HAVE DONE
WITH AT LEAST..ANOTHER HOUR!

Tracy Timothy xx

 

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