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OLD..BUT "GOLD!" X

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Tracy Timothy
OLD..BUT "GOLD!" X

I MAYBE GETTING OLD !?

BUT.. I AM MADE OF PURE GOLD !?

MY ARSE..IS BETTER

THAN MY FACE !?

BUT..GOT MY GOLD CLOAK!!?

TO COVER UP..ME BOAT RACE !?

Tracy Timothy xx

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Precious Blessed Time 18+
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Nonsense Parody Comedy
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