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ONE OF A KIND !?X

ONE OF A KIND !?X

I WANTED TO FEEL SO BIG & BOLD!
BUT,I,M A SCRAGGY LITTLE SCAMP!
I TOLD MY OWNER HOW I FELT !
WHEN SHE HEARD WHAT SHE WAS TOLD !
SHE MADE ME INTO AN ELEPHANT!
& GAVE ME A TOTAL REVAMP!
NOW I FEEL LIKE A KING!
EVEN THO I,M A SCRAGGY OLE THING!
I,VE NOW GOT A LONG TRUNK
& I,M SO FULL OF SPUNK!
NO OTHER DOG,S BOTHER ME NOW
THEIR TOO BUSY WONDERING..WHY OR HOW !?
I NOW FEEL LIKE A GIANT!
IN MY NEW ELEPHANT SUIT!
I,M BIG & BOLD NOW
SO I,LL JUST GIVE EM THE BOOT!
I,M NOT TO HAPPY ABOUTĀ 
THE SIZE OF MY EARS!
BUT I Ā NO LONGER HAVE ANY FEARS!
MY CONFIDENCE HAS SOARED
& THERE,S NO MORE TEARS!
I,M ONEĀ Ā OF A KIND
& MY NAME IS SCOOTE
I,M A DIFFERENT DOG
INDEED. IN MY ELEPHANT SUIT !!

Tracy Timothy xx

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