" ONE SIZE DOES NOT FIT ALL "!?X

" MINI.. CLAIM THAT ONE SIZE FITS ALL !
NOT IF YOUR A FAT BASTARD!
OR OVER SIX FEET TALL ?
YOU WOULD MOVE FASTER
IF YOU WERE TO CRAWL
YOU REALLY NEED TO BE TINY OR SMALL
I MUST GIVE THE MINI FIRM A CALL!
NOTHING MINI ABOUT MY OLE MAN!
HE,D BE BETTER OFF WITH A TRUCK OR A VAN
HE ALWAYS DID FILL HIS PRAM!
NO CHANCE OF US EVEN GOING PILLION
THE CHANCE OF THAT IS ONE IN A MILLION!"

Tracy Timothy xx