"GOOD LORD"X

" I LONG TO BE THE LADY OF A MANOR!
BUT, INSTEAD I ALWAYS GET THE SPANNER?
THERE,S ALWAYS A SPANNER, THAT GETS
THROWN IN THE BLOODY WORKS!
THERE,S NEVER ANY DECENT FUCK N PERKS
JUST A LIFETIME , FULL OF USELESS JERKS
I NEED A LORD, SO I NEED NOT WORK
NOT ONE CLAIMING TO BE.. THE BERK?
IF, I AM TO BE LADY OF MY MANOR?
MY LORD WOULD TREAT ME IN A DIFFERENT MANNER!
I WISH I KNEW , WHERE TO FIND SUCH A MAN?
WHOSE, SO KEEN TO DO ALL THAT HE CAN!
BE SO NOBLE, BE A MAN WITH A PLAN
BECAUSE I QUITE FANCY BEING CALLED MAAM:
THIS FEMALE HERE NEEDS A LORD!
TO PREVENT THIS LADY, FROM EVER BEING BORED
& ONLY THEN, WILL I HAVE SCORED?
BUT, HE HAS TO BE GENUINE & NOT A FRAUD!!
OTHERWISE , HE,LL LOOSE HIS HEAD BY MY SWORD
ONLY TRUE APPLICANTS, NEED APPLY
I DO NOT NEED TO EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY?
I,LL KNOW IF YOUR MY PERFECT GUY!
PRETEND & YOUR STUPID HEAD MAY FLY
SO IF YOUR A LORD, GIVE ME A TRY
DO NOT TRY TO FOOL THIS ROYAL ONE 
OR YOU SHALL SEE THE BARREL OF MY GUN!
& SEND ME ONE,S CONSTANT SUPPLY...WHAT FUN!
DEAR MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL
MAKE SURE THEY,RE ALL RICH , HANDSOME & TALL
ANYTHING LESS & ITS OFF WITH YA BALLS
THAT HAS TO BE MY , 3 GOLDEN RULES
THATS ALL I REQUIRE, SO..CHOP, CHOP
LETS SEE, WHO COMES OUT ON TOP?
NOW GO & MAKE THOSE CALLS
REMEMBER I NEED...  A REAL LORD!
NOT YET ANOTHER, SILLY BLOODY FOOL"!

Tracy Timothy xx