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OUT OF ORDER

 
I'm out of order please don't use me 
I no longer work that's really easy to see 
Use somebody else I don't actually care 
My time is up and that's so unfair 

I'm out of order and I will never be used again  
Pulled down and destroyed but not sure when 
There was a time when you were glad of me
I was providing a service that was completely free  

I'm out of order but what you ask am I 
It's hard to say as I am painfully shy  
All I will say and this much is true 
Certainly not easy being a disused loo

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Audrey youde

I love it ,I thought it was a cash machine, right up until the end ,

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