Paper Towels In The Urinals

The guys will understand this, the gals might be naïve;
About a problem in our men’s room, that off me really peeves!
For there are ill-bred stupid morons, who think it is a joke;
To throw paper towels in the urinals, and with their urine, to them soak!
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Every time I see one in there, I find myself with rage;
I wish that I could find them, and in battle them engage!
I’ve come up with a solution, to cure them of this sin;
Make sure they never again do it, off their faces, wipe their grin!
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We will put a hidden camera, in the ceiling very high;
Take photos of all the pissoirs, our secret private eye!
Then catch the guilty party, and wrest him to the ground;
Make him eat the piss-filled paper, until every drop is down!
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                           A sordid habit
               You’ll find it hard to swallow
                      My great solution