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Paper Towels In The Urinals

Paper Towels In The Urinals

The guys will understand this, the gals might be naรฏve;
About a problem in our menโ€™s room, that off me really peeves!
For there are ill-bred stupid morons, who think it is a joke;
To throw paper towels in the urinals, and with their urine, to them soak!
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Every time I see one in there, I find myself with rage;
I wish that I could find them, and in battle them engage!
Iโ€™ve come up with a solution, to cure them of this sin;
Make sure they never again do it, off their faces, wipe their grin!
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We will put a hidden camera, in the ceiling very high;
Take photos of all the pissoirs, our secret private eye!
Then catch the guilty party, and wrest him to the ground;
Make him eat the piss-filled paper, until every drop is down!
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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย A sordid habit
ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย Youโ€™ll find it hard to swallow
ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  My great solution

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Greg Etsell

i hate to tell you this you cant put camera in public bathroom it against the law I do have a solution for you just don't go there no more or stay in there all day then you will know who did it

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Greg Etsell

if the police found the camera and thay found out its yours you can go to jail its called invasion of privacy

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Larry Ran

Dear Greg,

Gosh Greg, didn't you realize this was meant to be humor, and instead of a police roll call, I should be getting a drum roll.

Love,
Larry xxx

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Greg Etsell

oh see it was joke some time don't know it is joke oh well down the drain with this one CAN WE GET DRUM ROLL FOR LARRY PLEASE

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Larry Ran

My Dear Lisa,

That's because all the paper towels have been thrown in the urinals.ย  Sounds like we can amalgamate our two pet peeves into one.

Love,
Larry xxx

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Larry Ran

Dear Terry

Glad I could bring tears of laughter to you.ย ย 
My ultimate accomplishment, is making someone laugh so hard, that they pee in their pants.
Now that's funny stuff.

Love,
Larry xxx

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