" PARTY PUSS !?"X

" THIS OLE PUSSY CAT, HAS PARTIED ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
UNTIL THE NIGHT, BECAME DAY LIGHT!
HAD WAY TOO MANY COLD BEERS
& SO MANY DISAPPROVING LEERS
I KNEW IT WOULD ALL END IN TEARS!
I WENT WAY OVER THE BLOODY TOP!
& NEVER KNEW WHEN TO STOP?
BECAUSE I AINT BEEN OUT FOR YEARS
I HAD A COUPLE OF BITCHY CAT FIGHTS
& LADDERED MY OWNERS BRAND NEW TIGHTS
I SMOKED WAY TOO MANY CIGARETTES
LOST IN THE CASINO, ALL MY BETS?
BUT, DO NOT HAVE ANY REGRETS!
I THINK I ALSO HAD SOME HOT SEX?
I VAGUELY REMEMBER, SHOUTING ..NEXT!
IT,S ALL STILL A BLUR, IM STILL QUITE VEXED!
THIS PUSSY WILL BE THE TALK OF THE TOWN?
BUT FOR NOW, I REALLY NEED TO LAY DOWN
MY POOR OLD HEAD , WILL NOT STOP SPINNING
& I DEFINATLY, AM NOT WINNING
BUT, EVERY TIME I THINK OF LAST NIGHT
I CANNOT STOP BLOODY GRINNING
SCARLET RED, I PAINTED MY TOWN
I CANNOT MOVE, SO I,LL HAVE TO LAY DOWN
I REALLY DID HIT THEM DAMN TILES
HAD LOADS OF LAUGHS & SMILES
BUT NOW, I NEED TO SLEEP FOR A WHILE
& BLOODY HELL, MY BREATH TASTES VILE "!?X

Tracy Timothy xx